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Don't touch my junk, you airport security goon - my package belongs to no one but me, and do you really think i'm a nigerian nut job preparing for my 72-virgin orgy by blowing my johnson to kingdom come?
-Charles Krauthammer
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Don't Touch My Junk, You Airport Security

Charles Krauthammer
Don't touch my junk, you airport security goon - my package belongs to no one but me, and do you really think i'm a nigerian nut job preparing for my 72-virgin orgy by blowing my johnson to kingdom come?
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