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Did you hear this? they say now osama bin laden and his buddy mullah omar have left afghanistan dressed as women. they dressed up as women and went across the border into pakistan. i think they're going to make a movie about it. they're going to call it 'some like it jihad.'
-David Letterman
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David Letterman
Did you hear this? they say now osama bin laden and his buddy mullah omar have left afghanistan dressed as women. they dressed up as women and went across the border into pakistan. i think they're going to make a movie about it. they're going to call it 'some like it jihad.'
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We are starting to learn more about osama bin laden. for his birthday one year, somebody gave him a $4 timex. we know that. he is married to the daughter of a guy named mullah muhammed omar. i think her name is tiffany omar. insiders say that the marriage is not working out. apparently they are living in separate caves.
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