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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
-Karl Pilkington
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Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A

Karl Pilkington
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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You’d better tell me what you know, toad,” said tiffany. “miss tick isn’t here. i am.” “another world is colliding with this one,” said the toad. “there. happy now? that’s what miss tick thinks. but it’s happening faster than she expected. all the monsters are coming back.” “why?” “there’s no one to stop them.” there was silence for a moment. “there’s me,” said tiffany.
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Anyway, lots of warrior tribes think that when they die, they go to a heavenly land somewhere," said the toad. "you know, where they can drink and fight and feast forever? so maybe this is theirs." "but this is a real place!" "so? that's what they believe. besides, they're only small. maybe the universe is a bit crowded and they have to put heavens anywhere there's room? i'm a toad, so you'll appreciate that i'm having to guess a lot here.
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Go back, go back to sleep. yes, you are allowed. you who have no love in your heart, you can go back to sleep. the power of love is exclusive to us, you can go back to sleep. i have been burnt by the fire of love. you who have no such yearning in your heart, go back to sleep. the path of love, has seventy-two folds and countless facets. your love and religion is all about deceit, control and hypocrisy, go back to sleep. i have torn to pieces my robe of speech, and have let go of the desire to converse. you who are not naked yet, you can go back to sleep.
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