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According to an article on cnn.com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don't get laid. where are you supposed to learn how to kiss? if you go to catholic school, it's from your priest; in public school, you learn from your teacher; and some guys learn from their sisters... if their sister is angelina jolie.

-Chelsea Handler

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Chelsea Handler

According to an article on cnn.com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don't get laid. where are you supposed to learn how to kiss? if you go to catholic school, it's from your priest; in public school, you learn from your teacher; and some guys learn from their sisters... if their sister is angelina jolie.

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One sister for sale, one sister for sale, one crying and spying young sister for sale i'm really not kidding so who'll start the bidding do i hear a dollar? a nickle? a penny? oh isnt there isnt there isnt there any one person who will buy this sister for sale this crying spying old young sister for sale.

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