List Of Gas Stations Quotes

Life Is Not A Tour Of Gas Stations.

I Went Into The Gas Station, Said, Fill 'er Up, Harry. The Guy Said, Regular? I Said, No, Put On A Gorrila Suit And Dance Like A Fairy.

I Just Like People. I'll Hold A Conversation At A Gas Station. It's Not About The Fame And The Fortune, I Just Like People.

Russia Is A Gas Station Masquerading As A Country.

I Already Tried That. Something Heavy Metal Like. And Sunglasses. But It Didn't Work; I Went To The Gas Station And When I Left The Guy At The Counter Said, 'bye Mr Schumacher

To Be Honest, There Is A Tourists' Trail; My Family Had A Farm And A Gas Station, And You Can Go And See My Birthplace, Though Where I Lived Is Actually Under A Freeway Now.

Gas Stations Are Considering Hiring Security Guards. Why Are They Getting Security Guards? We're The Ones Getting Robbed.

What I Want From Each And Every One Of You Is A Hard-target Search Of Every Gas Station, Residence, Warehouse, Farmhouse, Henhouse, Outhouse And Doghouse In That Area.

I Don't Live In The Papal Residence. I Live In A Simple Apartment Behind The Vatican Gas Station.

I'm An Assistant Storyteller. It's Like Being A Waiter Or A Gas-station Attendant, But I'm Waiting On Six Million People A Week, If I'm Lucky.

I Have Candy All The Time. I Live On Gummy Bears And Peach Rings. They're Like Dried-up Peaches, Only Dipped In Sugar. You Can Get 'em At Gas Stations. They're Like 99 Cents For Four Bags. And Cashews. I Love Cashews.

He Ran A Gas Station Down In St. Louis. No, Mahatma Gandhi Was A Great Leader Of The 20th Century.

Why Do They Lock Gas Station Bathrooms? Are They Afraid Someone Will Clean Them?

There Are Screens At The Gas Station, There Are Screens At The Shopping Mall. And They All Need Content.

So I Was At The Gas Station The Other Day, And I Saw That There Was Braille On The Pumps. I Don't See How They Can Cater To Blind Drivers. I Mean, There Are Certain Rights You Should Lose Once You Lose What Makes You A Person.

I Don't Approve Of The John Waynes And The Gary Coopers Saying "shucks, I Ain't No Actor - I'm Just A Bridge Builder Or A Gas Station Attendant." If They Aren't Actors, What The Hell Are They Getting Paid For? I Have Respect For My Profession. I Worked Hard At It.

Someone Tried To Save My Soul In A Gas Station.