When Did I Realize I Was God?

He's A Scoundrel, Young Brad Pitt, Who Led Me, His Elderly Colleague, Astray More Than Once.

It Is Time For Me To Chuck In The Sponge. To Retire From Films And Stage. The Heart For It Has Gone Out Of Me: It Won't Come Back.

I Can't Stand Light. I Hate Weather. My Idea Of Heaven Is Moving From One Smoke-filled Room To Another.

I Can Make The Best French Toast.

When Did I Realize I Was God? Well, I Was Praying And I Suddenly Realized I Was Talking To Myself.