What I Like Is Bottomless Flattery.

I Woke Up One Morning To Find I Was Famous. I Bought A White Rolls-royce And Drove Down Sunset Boulevard, Wearing Dark Specs And A White Suit, Waving Like The Queen Mum.

For Me, Life Has Either Been A Wake Or A Wedding.

I'm Not Working-class: I Come From The Criminal Classes.

Most Difficult Thing In The World, To Write A Play. Do You Know The Story Of Shaw At The Fabian Society? H.g. Welles Said "i'm Terribly Sorry I've Missed The Last Five Meetings, I've Been Terribly Busy, I'm Engaged In Writing A Scientific Pamphlet On The Effects Of Radioactivity In 1984 And I've Produced A Novel, And Various Pieces Of Science Fiction To Do, And I've Had A Bit Of Personal Trouble, And I Had My Copy To Bring Out For The Newspaper." Shaw Leapt Up And Said, "i've Not Missed One Meeting, And I Have Written A Play!" Hardest Thing In The World. If It Were Easy They'd All Be At It.

If You Cannot Say What You Mean, Your Majesty, You Will Never Mean What You Say And A Gentleman Should Always Mean What He Says.