There's A Remedy For Everything Except Death.

If You Can't Do Something Willingly And Joyfully, Then Don't Do It. If You Give Up Drinking, Don't Go Moaning About It; Go Back On The Bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.

Marriage Is Forever. It's Like Cement.

What I Like Is Bottomless Flattery.

I Am Human, All Too Bloody Human.

Booze Is The Most Outrageous Of Drugs Which Is Why I Chose It.